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Noiembrie 14, 2007

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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, „Please, may I hide under your habit? I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
„Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, „He went that way.”
After the MP’s ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her habit and said, „I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”
The nun said, „I understand completely.”
The soldier added, „I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, „If you’d looked a little higher, you’d have seen a great pair of balls… I don’t want to go to Iraq either.”

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