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Danny DeVito & Contract blowjob

Danny DeVito & The Contract

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Religion/Racism joke - iraq soldier and nun

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your habit? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MP’s ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her habit and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!” The nun replied, “If you’d looked a little higher, you’d have seen a great pair of balls… I don’t want to go to Iraq either.”

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